*BANG*!

“Look, the thing folks have to remember here is that nature always exists in a kind of equilibrium, okay? Humans have removed almost all the natural predators from the ecosystem — so there’s nothing to keep the populations down. It may offend sensitive vegan souls nowadays to talk about the importance of properly managed culling; but it really is necessary. Sensible culling — maybe after 17 or 18 years, when they’ve had a decent life! — would restore the balance and keep the numbers under control. Unfortunately, it doesn’t happen — and the buggers swarm over here and shoot our poor bloody giraffes…”

MD

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